Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1984

How do you plan to celebrate New Year's Eve?" the fellow was asked."With a prolonged lovemaking session with my girl," he smiled in reply."How prolonged?""In one year and out the other."Word has reached us about an airline stewardess who is so sexy that she causes susceptible male passengers to sky their friendly flies.Last night, I finally learned what equality between the sexes is all about," the fellow remarked to a buddy."What happened?""...