That Was The Year That Was

January, 1984

With Sally Ride in space, we movedToward interstellar shores.Now Gals and Gents is clearly markedOn shuttle bathroom doors.The Hollings and the Mondale campsEach launched a campaign blitz.Let's hope that neither one could putThe country on the Fritz.M*A*S*H bade farewell with eyes all moist,Heads bowed and flag unfurled.Now Alan Alda's free to helpEd Asner save the world.As centerfold, Wilt ChamberlainGave girls a bonus treat:Pure beefcake in the jumbo sizeThat measures seven feet.James Watt rol...