Bernard And Huey

March, 1984

Mandy, before you go to bed with me, there are a few things I want you to know.I don't use a vibratorI don't believe in oral sex.I do it only in the missionary position.I'm 45 years old and in no shape to sustain myself for more than 3 minutes.And I need an immediate nap afterward.Well, what do you say?Can I listen to my walkman?You want to listen to your walkman while I'm in the act of making love?Out, you slut!

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