Saturday Nite Jive

March, 1984

So you called off your big Texas career move, eh, Bert?It wouldn't have worked, al...Gertie loose in the "Long Horn" state?uh- uh!Here you go again –Ok – we drive into waco, right? Now, Gertie grew up there.... we drive into waco and first thing I see is a banner across Main St. saying "Shriners Welcome Gertie Back Home"!Swear t'God, al.She'll never change! It's like she's an oil rig and all them Texas studs were just aching to drill!You're hell with an analogy, Bert.Death, T...