Bernard And Huey
May, 1984
When I'm in a restaurant with a 23-year-old, I'm sure that people are whispering, "What's that old man doing with that young girl?"So I'm ashamed of myself and don't make a pass.And when I'm in a restaurant with a 40-year-old, I think, What's a boyish fellow like me doing with this lined old lady?So I'm revolted by myself and don't make a pass.I'm attracted to youth. I'm repelled by age; I'm paralyzed by both.I don't want to end up an old fart married to a woman young enough to be my d...
