Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1984

It was years and years ago that the mayor of a small town went down to the livery stable as founder's day approached. "I'd like to rent the same stallion I did last year to lead the parade on," he told the owner."All I have available at this date is that mare, Your Honor," was the response, "but it's the very one you rode last year.""But that's impossible," protested the official. "I can still hear some of the spectators shouting, 'It's starting! Here...