Playboy's Party Jokes
August, 1984
The guy I dated tonight turned out to be a sadist," reported the girl."You mean literally--whips and that sort of thing?" asked her roommate."Worse than that! The creep screwed me with a four-inch penis and then French-kissed me goodbye with an eight-inch tongue!"We understand that a women's magazine with a substantial lesbian readership will soon contain an advertisement for heavy-duty dildos called Maxi Puds.There's a lot of business sentiment in favor of using part of...
