Alumni Notes
October, 1984
Suzie Forward--Hey, everybody, I've settled down now and got hitched, so, please, no more cracks about how "friendly" I used to be. My husband, Ray Z. Dorp, is a professional wrestler, the beloved Disemboweler. We met in the most romantic way--I was spending the night at the arena, and before I knew it, I had climbed through the ropes and made a passionate rush at his spandex trunks. The rest is just a transcendent blur; and, contrary to what one gossip columnist wrote, I did not know...
