Ask Dr. Dumb

October, 1984

I know I said I'd call. Please give me another chance.Oh, Cruiser! How nice....I'm mending my ways. I'll never ignore you again, Carroll.Flowers ... and a box of my favorite chocolates!Every time I'm ready to call us quits, you do something niceUh -- Huh....I was wrong about you. Sometimes you seem so arrogant. But you do care about me ... don't you?Mm.Go, Michigan, go!Go! Go!I usually like to feel like I've gained something in a relationship. This time, all I gained was weight.

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