Breadwinning In The Eighties

October, 1984

You Probably won't believe this, but I have a Martian friend named Grob. He's really a pretty good guy for a Martian. Grob is 3'2? tall and purple. He has a huge head and a skinny neck and an aluminum-foil cape that says Visit Mars. Grob looks like E.T.'s cousin, but he claims there's no relationship. He's a little miffed that E.T. gets all the publicity while other space people are ignored.Grob and I were having a late lunch the other day. He was curious about everything, as usual. You know the...