Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1984

Has your purchase of a king-sized water bed improved your sexual relationship with your wife?" the therapist asked his patient."Not really, I'm sorry to report," answered the man. "Now she insists that she has to wait for the tide to come."Our Unabashed French-English Dictionary defines B-girl bistro as a café au lay.Why are you hitting on me?" the girl in the singles bar inquired."I suppose it's narcissism, in a way," the fellow replied."What do you...

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