Bernard And Huey

December, 1984

"Holiday Greetings From Henry, Tyrone And The Gang' At Duke's Garage."Yeah? Hey, Listen To This -"In Memory of Cold Nights And Warm Bodies, Ever So Merry, Cecily.""I Want You. I Want us. I Want It. Joyeux Noël Debbie.""You Are My Everlasting Yule Log. Baby, Let Me light Your Fire, XXXX Amanda."This is Too Embarrassing, You Read the Last One, Bernard."Huey, You Shit, 'Isn't it Typical That This Is The Season You'd Pick To Be Late With the Alimony Check...

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