Bernard And Huey
January, 1985
All These Six-Foot Women, Huey--Where Do They Come FromWith Hands As Big As Mine, And Voices As Loud As Mine, And A Sride As Long As Mine.And They Drink As Much As I Do, And They're Even More OpinionatedAnd When We Walk, They Loop An Arm Protectively Over My Shoulder ...And In Bed Its Like Doing It With Shere Hite, Masters And Johnson And The Playboy Poll.All The Advantages Of Being Heterosexual Twenty Years Ago ... Where Did They Go?I Might As Well Be Gay.
