Moonshine Mcjugs

January, 1985

Walden, you's Th' only Mc Buns whut kin write, 'N Ah needs T' order somethin' from this here Catalog.spanish fly don't work, Barf. You's wastin' yo' money.Moonshine's a romantical soul, Barf, how 'bout Ah write her a poem T' git her inta Th' Mood?thet's no good, Walden. Moon don't read no better'n me.you'd have T' read it to her.Ah's got an idea! Ah'll read it to her by remote control!Hooeee! then Ah kin Jus' Hop on As soon's yo' finish Th' sayin's!but how y' gonna do it?Keep Th' hose up unner y...