Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1985

There's a great old Victor Mature movie on the Late Show," the girl told her boyfriend. "Shall we watch it?""By all means, baby," he replied, "but how about after I've had a pre-Mature ejaculation?"When a foolhardy chap who was found in a cocktail lounge with a top Mobster's girl was also found to have a packet of condoms in his pocket, he was dumped into the harbor weighted down with rubber cement.Singles-bar line: "I don't actually have a sailboat, but I...