That Was The Year That Was

January, 1985

Michael's tour made quite a stir, But something deep inside us Balked at making wealthier A guy who's rich as Midas.Mondale named a running mate, His chances to enhance. Chauvinists just looked at Fritz And said, "Who wears the pants?"When Burford sought the comeback trail Opponents cried, "No chance!" So back to pasture Annie went (She'll share it with Bert Lance).Though Johnny Carson's marriage woes May leave his wallet flat, The monologs he's gained from them Work out as t...

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