Fast Tracks

February, 1985

Reeling and Rocking: We told you a while ago that Bette Midler was going to star in My Girdle Is Killing Me, a picture about a faded movie star who is harbored by four eccentric women in their condemned New York apartment. What we've just learned is that the producers hope to sign either Tina Turner or Patti LaBelle to co-star.... Ringo and Harry Nilsson will revive the old Hope/Crosby road-film genre in Road to Australia, with Ringo's wife, Barbara Bach, playing the Dorothy Lamour role.... No s...