Getting Spiffy

February, 1985

You have met a horrifyingly attractive woman and have somehow managed to charm her into accepting your invitation to dinner at an intimate French restaurant, where you have at least a nodding acquaintance with the menu, the wine list and the maître d'hôtel.It is time to leave the restaurant. It is time to Make Your Move. Depending on the precise combination of words and gestures you put together in the next few minutes, you will end the evening either (1) lying naked next to this fragrant and im...