Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1985

Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck strongly.""That's all very well for you," huffed her friend, "but I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!"Hollywood update: The musical version of a classic horror film will again star Vincent Price, but also Julio Iglesias. Its title this time: The Spa...