Ribald Classic: Yankee-Doodle Dandy
February, 1985
News from the spirit worldNow, once there was an actress named Millicent Kettle, as pretty as a picture, and she went with a traveling company to our Western states. The company arrived in Kansas City and set up for five nights at the opera house. On the third night, Millicent vanished.Her sister Eleanor was also in the troupe, and she carried on something terrible about the disappearance. She flew into a rage at any suggestion that Millicent might have run off with a man, and she was sure that...
