Supply-Side Sexuality

February, 1985

"I don't know how to relate to women today, do you?" Fubar asked. "I'm having a terrible time. What am I doing wrong?""Well, for one thing," I said, "you can't use a word like relate anymore. Don't you know that, Fubar? Relate is way behind the times. It doesn't have that hard-nosed edge to it. Women think you're a wimp if you use words like relate.""So what should I use?" Fubar asked."Try merge. Or 'establish a limited partnership.'"&q...