Talk Show
April, 1985
Do you find it hard to believe that this woman is 45? Do you wish other 45-year-old women looked like this?In an effort to beautify America (and strengthen its thighs), we present the Tina Turner Workout.1. Buy a sturdy pair of five-inch spikes, fish-net stockings and a leather mini.2. Get a job as a singer in an R&B band.3. Book two shows a night, five nights a week; dance your guts out onstage nonstop.After 25 or 30 years of this regimen, even if you can't sing a lick, you'll be ready to pose...
