Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1985

It was on a late-night Libertine Airlines flight that the captain announced, "We'll be landing shortly. Please fasten your seat belts, extinguish your cigarettes and return any female flight attendants to the upright position."The most competitive--really competitive--guy we know entered a circle jerk and came in first and third.Two hunters were forced by a storm to seek over-night shelter in a house occupied by only a homely farmer's widow. When they met again the following hunting se...