Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 1985

You should know," the businessman told the secretary he had just hired, "that it's a man's world. And that this," he added, tapping his crotch, "is the ultimate authority.""Oh, yes, Mr. Miller," the girl came back with the sweetest of smiles, "and do you sometimes abuse your authority?"Note to the boys in blue: The X-rated material confiscated in vice-squad busts is creating a brisk trade among local constabularies. Those in the know refer to it as ho...