God Save Wimbledon, The Queen
July, 1985
Despite efforts on the part of the Anti-Warm Beer League and the Society for the Prevention of Toenails in Pork Pies, it looks as if they're going ahead with Wimbledon again. That's good. We need this tournament, Wimbledon---ah, the grass courts, the strawberries and cream, the flowered hats, the ivy-covered linesmen---to remind us of what tennis was like, at its best, before it died.Not that the death of tennis preys on my mind like something important---like, oh, I don't know, a cheeseburger,...
