Moonshine Mcjugs

July, 1985

Thet's Zeke A-Porkin' Moon in Th' Back Seat, Ain't It, Flem?Yup. They's Goin' at it like a Coupla Mules!This Here's Better'n Watchin' Th' Demolition Derby Down T' Hawg Corners!Sump, Yo' Suppose Pap'll Fret Over Them Rearrangin' His Favorite Ol' Dodge?We's Sho' Tossed Down A Heavenly Load O' White Lightnin' In Thet Buggy!Uncle Zit Tol' Me He Done Drove All Th' Way T' Niagree Falls in Thet Car.Ah Says We Lug 'Em Inta Th' Barn.Ah Agree. They Won't Even Know They Wuz Moved.Don' Bother 'Bout Us, Zeke...