Playboy After Hours
August, 1985
Shorts StoryAfter being stopped by a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer when his car was seen weaving down the highway, an 18-year-old tried to eat his under shorts, believing that the cotton fabric would absorb the alcohol in his stomach before he had to undergo breath analysis. The plaintiff told the judge at his hearing that he had ripped the crotch out of his shorts and stuffed the fabric into his mouth. Students from a local high school, in court to view the wondrous workings of justice,...
