Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1985

During half time, the furious football coach entered the subdued locker room carrying a live alligator. Glaring at his bumbling players, he dropped his pants, whereupon the reptile clamped its jaws onto his penis. Finally, after enduring several moments in its grip, the coach poked the beast in the eye and it dropped off and scuttled under a locker."Any of you wimps man enough to do that?" he bellowed.After a moment, a blond young man stepped forward. "I am, Coach," he volunt...