Little Annie Fanny

September, 1985

Back, or, by the Great God Crom, you shall taste my steel!By the Great Tarim's blood, steel hasn't been invented yet!Come with me, wench, or, by the Great Spider of Ishtar, you'll be dragged!By the Great Leapin' Lizards, I come!Getting off!Cut!Give Arnie a fresh coat of oil! He's losing his Shine!Howzabout a coat of Fur?! I'm freezing my tail off! How long must I run around naked?Always, the public only wants to see my muscles.Jeepers, mine, too, Arnie!Roll 'em!Come, wench, away to the magic mou...