Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1985

As they reminisced on the veranda on a warm summer evening, one fading Southern belle turned to the other and said, "Betty Sue, do you remember the minuet?""Why, honey," Betty Sue replied, "I can't hardly remember the ones I screwed!"On Hill Street, they define coitus interruptus as a cop-out.Curious about an odd-looking machine in the corner of the bar, the patron asked what it did. The bartender explained that it provided a full-scale medical exam based on urinaly...