Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1985

A young married couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language."OK," the husband said, "when I want sex, I'll rub your right breast. When I don't want sex, I'll rub your left breast.""Fine," his wife replied, "but what about me?""When you want sex, rub my penis once. When you don't want sex, rub my penis five hundred times."What's boffo box office among anorexics? Satiable.Looking for a cool one after a...

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