You Can Call Me Mom

October, 1985

Hell, yes, I'm tough. I'm surprised you even have to ask. Have you been reading this column or not? I've been telling you for almost four years how tough I am.I was a Marine. I killed a rattlesnake. I fought in a boxing tournament. I'm so macho my dog calls me Butch. How could you doubt that I'm tough?Is it the apron? Don't tell me it's the apron. This is a perfectly respectable apron. I don't like the frills on it, but I have to wear an apron when I'm baking bread and making soup.Soup? I make a...

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