Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1986

After suffering for weeks with vague pains, the young woman finally made an appointment with the town's hunky new doctor, who was a ringer for Mel Gibson."Now, Miss Kerwinkle," the physician instructed, "I'm going to put my hand on your back, and I want you to say 'Eighty-eight.'""Eighty-eight," the woman purred."Fine. Now I'm going to put my hand on your stomach, and I want you to say 'Eighty-eight.'""Eighty-eight.""Very good. Now I'm going...

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