That Was The Year That Was

January, 1986

Grannies used to love to smackThe dirty mouths of youths;Now it's time to get them backAnd wash out Dr. Ruth's.When Playboy raced the other guysTo show Madonna's charms,What really popped the nation's eyes?Her unkempt underarms.Be you poor or subway villain,Be you both combined,Bernie Goetz is not too philanThropically inclined.Rose passed Cobb in'85.When will Pete slow down?The day he makes a headfirst diveInto Cooperstown.Fashion experts made their listsAnd checked them over twice,And then, to...