Playboy's Party Jokes

March, 1986

Three spinsters died and appeared at the pearly gates. Unfortunately, the gates were out of order. An apologetic angel offered to send each of the ladies back to earth for two weeks as anyone she chose."Hmmm. I'll go back as Morgan Brittany," the first said."Make me Morgan Fairchild," said the second."I'll be Sarah Pippeline," said the third."Who's that?" the angel asked.The old lady pulled a tattered news story from her handbag and handed it over. The ang...