The Playboy Advisor

March, 1986

About ten years ago, a girl I was dating was, indeed, perfect in every way, save one: She refused me oral sex. It was OK for me to go down on her, but I never received the same consideration. After several months of near begging on my part, she confessed to me that she thought my dick was unattractive and bushy-looking. I was a bit hurt--one doesn't have one's dick commented on very often in such a manner. She told me she would go down on me if I let her trim the hair around my crotch. I was des...