Dirty Duck
April, 1986
Yes, Dave... I find that not having sex is definitely the wave of the future...Not only are you free of disease but your complexion clears up, too....Hello? Yeah, send up a birthday Strip-o-Gram to dirty duck at the pitt de arms hotel.America is in big trouble, Dave... It's spending too much too much time in the bedroom and not enough in the board room.Fortunately, most young people today adhere to the old values... the puritan work ethic.... They're success -- oriented....A Lady to see you, Mr....
