Playboy's Party Jokes
April, 1986
Wishing to impress the pretty coed who had only reluctantly agreed to a date, the middle-aged professor took her for a spin in his Porsche. The aging hot rodder burned rubber at lights, took corners on two wheels, performed figure eights, spin-outs and doughnuts--finally screeching to a halt in front of his apartment house."Whew," the student gasped after she'd caught her breath. "I'll bet you're hard on tires.""I'll bet it doesn't," the professor said, grinning.A m...
