Rock 'N' Ruin

April, 1986

Concerned that the current excitement over rock lyrics might lead to censorship, we asked our consulting philosopher, Doctor Naismith, to comment. To our surprise, it didn't worry him a bit.Let me get this straight: You say that some Senator's wife and a bunch of her friends are trying to make the recording people label rock-'n'-roll albums according to their offensiveness? That X would stand for sex, D/A for drugs and alcohol, V for violence and O for Devil worship? And you're sure this isn't s...