Joel Cooper And Michael Tomson

July, 1986

One of the main attractions---perhaps the only one---of the latest edition of Saturday Night Live is a furtive, slightly swarthy fellow with slicked-down hair who seems incapable of telling a straight story. "I'm in the music business," he confided to Jerry Hall in a skit. "I'm a produc------ songwriter. Yeah. I write hit songs. For everybody." "Have you ever written for The Rolling Stones?" she asked. "Now you're being silly," The Pathological Liar replie...