The Case For Indecisiveness

August, 1986

Know what's got guys down these days? No, not women. That would be too much fun. The dilemma of the man of the Eighties is dilemma itself. What stockbrokers call the range of options. What you and I call choice. Consider: In order to survive, the male of today must be able to select a good Mexican restaurant, the right orthodontist, the maximum house at the minimum flexible mortgage rate and the lesser idiot every fourth November. Not to mention a mate, a car, a condom, a college and a hunting p...