Booster Shots

October, 1986

This should be the cleanest college football season in history, now that the N.C.A.A. has exposed the poisonous cheeseburger, the corrupt key chain and the decadent T-shirt.I'm sure you're all aware of the horrid recruiting violations that have been going on in collegiate athletics, so you must also be aware of how the N.C.A.A. has straightened our morals and thus saved the nation from an epidemic of Commie, Nazi, terrorist booster groups. That no college football program could ever survive with...