Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1986

A man bought a couple of drinks for a woman in a bar and, after some great conversation, asked her if she would like to go to his apartment to continue talking."Sure," she replied, "but it won't lead to anything."As they entered his apartment, she reminded him, "Don't waste your time with any fancy moves.""Hey, what do you think I am, a one-night stand?" he protested. "I want you for my wife.""OK," she said, peeling off her jacket. &quo...