Christmas 1986

December, 1986

Gifts I'd like to get:• The Horny Scope--Fits easily over your shoulders. Spots females in heat.•The Raisemaster--Now you can tell when to hit your boss up for a raise. Tunes into your boss's biorhythms--when they're low, in you go.•Homing Socks--Perfect for the lazy male. Socks actually fly up off the floor and into the laundry hamper. Wives love 'em!•Anti-Attorney Cologne--Just a dab in the morning and lawyers will avoid you like the plague.• Pot-Gut Sucker--Just attach it to your waistline an...