How To Fix College Football

December, 1986

This is the time of year for thick envelopes in college football. It's a time for all of the top-notch athletes who've been winning games for State, Tech and Old U to start collecting the bonuses that will accompany their under-the-table payments from boosters, agents, assistant coaches and pizza deliverers. It's also a period that reminds me of something I want to clear up. I have never said I hoped that a vast, mysterious crater would suddenly materialize in the center of the North American co...