Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1987

The English nobleman returned home unexpectedly and surprised his wife receiving the energetic attentions of her lover. The enraged husband reached for his shotgun and aimed it at the encroacher. Just then, the gentleman's butler touched him on the shoulder. "Remember, you're a sportsman, sir," he whispered. "Get him on the rise."I'm not saying my date was an airhead or anything," a guy told his roommate, "but she thought nirvana was where Wheel of Fortune contestan...