Playboy's Party Jokes
July, 1987
A famous golfer was on trial for beating another golfer senseless. The defendant's attorney appealed to the judge, "Your Honor, the plaintiff was drunk and abusive and kept interrupting the game. My client, in desperation, beat him unconscious with a golf club.""I see," the judge said, considering the evidence. "In how many strokes?"The married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the hus...
