Cartoon

August, 1987

Heritage USAMy girlfriend, Dorothy, and I spent a weekend at Heritage USA, the born-again-Christian resort and amusement park created by TV evangelists Jim and Tammy Bakker, who have lately been so much in the news. Dorothy and I came to scoff—but went away converted.Unfortunately, we were converted to Satanism. Now we're up half the night going to witches' sabbaths and have to spend our free time reciting the Lord's Prayer backward and scouring the neighborhood for black dogs to sacrifice. Fran...