Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1987

Vatican sources report that during Oral Roberts' dollars-or-death vigil, the evangelist called the Pope and asked if it would be possible for him to be buried in Vatican City should the Lord call him home. The Holy Father replied that that would be most unusual, but he promised to take it up with the cardinals and get back to him.A few days later, the Pope called. "Mr. Roberts, because of your lifelong dedication to God's work, we have agreed to make a special exception in your case. Howeve...