Playboy After Hours
September, 1987
Why can't a Baby be more like a Dog?Have you noticed lately how baby boomers have spawned a new baby boom? But let's face it--like Hula-Hoops and cliff diving, making babies isn't for everyone. Some people can't; some--given their genetic peculiarities--shouldn't; and still others insist that it's a whole lot simpler just to get a dog. Consider the following.Dogs don't stick their appendages into light sockets or drink Drano. They sleep through the night. You never have to beg a dog to clean its...
